Email I just received from my friend & neighbor, Alison (aka Mrs. Nichols):
Caleb: Mrs. Nichols, Adam’s calling me names!
Me: (fearing the worst): Uh-oh. What names is he calling you?
Caleb: Um, Caleb Cuckoo and Caleb the Ant.
Me: Hmm. I’ll talk to Adam about it. Adam, have you been calling Caleb names? That is not how we treat our friends. You need to apologize. If I hear about you calling any more names, you are coming inside.
Caleb: Well…I do like Caleb the Catfish…
Love that kid. I never know what’s going to come out of his mouth next!
Oy vey!